Three meanings all used interchangeably:
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
by Royal exchange April 22, 2020
Get the Fresher spreadmug. Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
Get the Avacado Spreadingmug. by Slynxyz September 14, 2016
Get the spread the mayonaisemug. Definition 1: (Adj.) Being kind, loving and accepting of others.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.
Example 1: That's very spread love of you.
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!
by Love69Spreading420 September 3, 2022
Get the Spread Lovemug. When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.
Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”
by Skysanteni June 5, 2018
Get the Tuna Spreadmug. Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.
Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
by Demosthene s September 26, 2012
Get the Spread Jockeymug. Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich
by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020
Get the Chocolate spreadmug.