When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.
by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021
Get the Babybatter spreadmug. by Geo fence March 18, 2021
Get the stimmy spreadmug. Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment
I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.
by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017
Get the Chestnut spreadmug. Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
Get the Avacado Spreadingmug. by Slynxyz September 14, 2016
Get the spread the mayonaisemug. Code for taking a shit.
by Itwatudo March 6, 2017
Get the spreading the nutellamug. Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.
Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
by Demosthene s September 26, 2012
Get the Spread Jockeymug.