head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)

Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.

by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021

Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

Spread Love

Definition 1: (Adj.) Being kind, loving and accepting of others.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.

Example 1: That's very spread love of you.
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!

by Love69Spreading420 September 3, 2022

Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.

Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”

by Skysanteni June 5, 2018

shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl

Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread

by Lucksucker May 9, 2023

Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 26, 2012