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Metal Spork

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023
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Sporking

Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*
I hate spooning with my boy because it always turns to sporking
by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020
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Spork

When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.
Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.
by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011
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Spork

To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.
by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014
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Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
by urbanicious January 25, 2021
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teeth spork

by teeth spork December 24, 2022
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Spork

Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.
1: hey look at that girl with the face
2: she looks like a spork
by Lmaozoesaspork January 21, 2022
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