Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone

Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch

by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019

spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)

"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"

by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021

Sporking

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.

So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger

Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?

by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019

Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.

Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.

by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017

Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!

by Klogem December 11, 2009

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Spork

Phil Lester

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016