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by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

Slirting

When you flirt alot.

That girls such a slirt, look at her slirting with those guys.

by jess.is.inlove.with.ben December 9, 2008

Splerking

The sound one's anus makes when shitting out extra runny diarrhea

While reaching down for the soap in the YMCA public shower, I was embarrassed to have my asshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. Needless to say, I had my membership removed.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011

Splerming

Splerming (v) - the act of spitting out ones drink or food due to shock or surprise

Splerming:
James was drinking when his wife said, "I'm pregnant." Then James splermed all over her.

by johann m September 27, 2011

sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015

Smorting

To eat in a sexual manner

I think she likes smorting Cucumbers.

by Jobrina May 18, 2015