Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

danger spoon

A much better term for a spork

I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes

by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

spoiled silver spoon syndrome

Usually a wealthy child that has no knowledge of history or of consequences. Verbally spews whatever is currently popular with no understanding of it’s meaning.

Her knowledge of Socialism comes directly from her spoiled silver spoon syndrome, she hasn’t a clue.

by Yanga August 18, 2020

Peanut butter spoon

A word that donut operator told us to look up here

Is that a peanut butter spoon?

by My name is donut September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

I really dont know, donut operator told me to look this up on urban dictionary. I expected something dirty, but all I got was a definition about a hearty snack.

Wow I'd clean that peanut butter spoon so good with only my tongue.

by JerkinLovesDonutOperator September 23, 2020