Johnny, i was gonna fuck your mother last night but I realized how much your father's sphincter titties turned me on. I fucked your dad Johnny.
by Sphanky Phresh July 25, 2010
by VintageCorn April 24, 2015
by Miss Gale March 18, 2023
Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.
"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"
"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"
"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"
by HerpDerp12786 September 06, 2021
The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.
Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'
Friend 2: 'What did you say?'
Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'
Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'
Friend 2: 'What did you say?'
Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'
Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'
by thatguywhosaysstuffsometimes February 12, 2011
When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
by Krollkrusher December 04, 2013
If the universe is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the universe, so your asshole could be the centre of the universe.
by jacobrh3 December 06, 2021