by deftonepiper July 31, 2008
Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt
A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".
The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2
A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".
The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2
1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.
2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
by YourMother1 July 07, 2006
A Sperm Ball is when you fill a condom with so much sperm it becomes the size of a ball then it is thrown at someone and explodes on contct covering them
by Super Purple Vampire April 22, 2009
by chris pittman April 14, 2006
by Lidman October 29, 2019
Two women who will pact for life. They will hunt down unsuspecting Sports Figures or Actors and such and initiate a three way. As the man is ready to ejaculate, one lucky lady will savor thus ejaculate in her mouth and when the man is not looking, quickly spit it into her “sperm sisters” vagina in hopes to have his baby! The unsuspecting sucker never knows how it happened but nevertheless is just another victim of the sperm sisters.
by DunnBai August 22, 2019
A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. August 16, 2007