poop sock

The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.

Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"

by Nialltheboss June 22, 2019

Cum Sock

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.

You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.

by TasteOfFURY May 26, 2018

cum sock

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.

I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.

by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008

stick a sock in it

stick/put a sock in it means: shut up, be quiet

do me a favor and stick a sock in it.

by shervin January 24, 2014

Business Socks

The only article of clothing a guy can wear during sex.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.

by Dannyc89 January 17, 2009

odd sock

An affectionate term for person who behaves in a strange and puzzling way.

"She was wearing a tea-cozy on her head again, what an odd sock she is"

by MistressBunnyHopLC July 4, 2008

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011