Sock gnomes are an ancient folk who hail from Germany. They sneak into people’s houses and steal their socks. Only the left ones though. The purpose of this is to wear them as hats. Its very necessary to their survival. Other common names for them are as follows; hat people, helmet folk, hut luete, and sockenzwerg. They refer to themselves as hat people because socks don’t exist to them. The big people are the crazy stupid giants. When the big peole come, the sock gnomes riot. Their weapon of choice is the pitchfork which they ise to stab people right in between the leg bone and the knee cap. This will bring their enemies to their knees, but not for long because of the excruciating pain. Then they fall on their faces and the sock gnomes tie them down with little pieces of string. The sock gnomes are also brilliant engineers. They actually invented the leg warmer, the back massager, cheez itz, tom holland, and the tenor saxaphone. In sock gnome legend, there is a messaih who will come wearing 100% wool socks on their head that are also waterproof. This person is destined to be ruler of all sock gnomes. Sock gnomes to this day hold a bitter grudge against the big people because of the rednpointy hatted stereotype they have created.
by Bobthelobster March 07, 2022
The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.
by Nialltheboss June 23, 2019
A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.
You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.
by TasteOfFURY April 13, 2018
an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
by veronica_lickthepink July 09, 2007
do me a favor and stick a sock in it.
by shervin January 24, 2014
Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.
by Dannyc89 January 18, 2009
by MistressBunnyHopLC July 04, 2008