oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.

"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

sober lit

Having a good time without drinking or use of drugs.

we are getting lunch today its going to be sober lit

by chaseisadinckleweed August 13, 2017

Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.

by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022

Miami Sober

sober from all drugs except one drug of choice, alcohol, and anything offered to you

I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”

Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)

by bananaice March 22, 2022

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.

Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.

by JerziteOn March 29, 2022