A person who sits on IRC all day while smoking cigarettes. When he sleeps, which is rare, he does so on a mattress made of CPU fans. Curse his metal body.
R.I.P. sMURF, 1984-2006
by plankton_king March 22, 2003
Get the smurfmug. small blu creatures who seem harmless at first but beware, they are vicious when given too much sugar
by steve linnard July 15, 2004
Get the smurfmug. 1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word
1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!
by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004
Get the smurfmug. A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
by KrazyDude599999 December 16, 2009
Get the Smurfmug. Guy 1: I made my chick smurf last night.
Guy 2: Is she alright.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that's the last time i get a bj.
Guy 2: Is she alright.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that's the last time i get a bj.
by bnasty24 March 6, 2010
Get the smurfmug.