situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.

She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"

by jaw1974 April 2, 2013

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 4, 2015

Sication

Time spent off (vacation), only sick the whole time.

Can't wait for this sication to be over.

by Shua've June 11, 2018

sination

Sex god

Oh my! You are Sination

by Sination May 20, 2020

Imitation

Someone that never quit putting the shit you had in your room as a kid in their room as an adult.

The bubbly girl put glow in the dark stars in her room like her brother had as a kid, thinking that she wouldn't end up by herself if she did that. She thought that glow in the dark stars made somebody a likeable person. Imitation was what drove all the other things in her life that money couldn't buy and power couldn't intimidate, it always had been.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.

Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.

by bruh421 July 4, 2023

Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.

"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"

by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018