Smelly elvis

Wiping 💩 poop along side the face of someone you just had anal sex with; wiping poop as to where Elvis's side burns would be.

Greg and Mandy engaged in a sporting round of butt sex and when Greg pulled out after dumping his load he had traces of 💩 poop on his dick and gave Mandy a smelly Elvis to remind her to expel her bowels beforehand next time.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 5, 2019

Smelly Hutchinson

When nasal hair from one nostril strangles your throat while the other nostril hair pulls on your penis

A good way to clear a cold is to have a smelly Hutchinson

by Stiffany85 September 10, 2018

smelly choker

When you put a girls worn knickers inside her vaginal cavity remove them and stick them in her mouth and choke her on them.

My colleague Phil have Jess a smelly choker.

by Bigphil1 May 24, 2019

smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

smelly queer

A homosexual that smells, often of stank (stinky penis). Used as an insult towards disliked people (gay people).

Dang, Brandon told me that Luke has a stank dick, what a smelly queer.

by biG smells April 4, 2017

smelly kebab

A terrorist who reeks of curry

Oh look more smelly kebabs

by King Jeffrey June 26, 2017

smelly sally

When a woman sits on a man's bare chest with her bare buttocks and farts on the man's nipples.

She gives an amazing smelly Sally.

by Sil3nc3dvoic3s May 9, 2018