sidewalk surfing

Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation

Example:

This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.

That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time

This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers

That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it

by freeleigh May 27, 2006

sideways

Disrespectful; without merit

You comin out your face mad sideways

by NO ID September 26, 2007

sidewalk alum

A rabid fan of The University of Alabama. These fans have never set foot in a college classroom, nor have they ever been to a game. These are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred.

Tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. He spends a good part of his day on Auburn message boards flaming the AU grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended Alabama.

by AUalum91 September 8, 2008

sidewalk slammer

A alcoholic beverage consisting of a 40 drunken down to the label and a can of tilt or sparks. Best (according to me) when made with old-e or 211 and a can of orange tilt (green is nasty as hell). this drink is great and will fuck you up surprisingly fast

sidewalk slammer = $2 for a 40 + $3 for some tilt.........holy shit $5 just fucked me up!

by longdongblack July 21, 2010

Sidewalk Slam

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a 40 oz. of beer and a Sparks alcoholic energy drink.

"Hey bro, lets get some sidewalk slams tonight!"

by Collin Galey October 31, 2007

Sideways Hitler

When in a three way, the female is placed up against a wall with one man both fingering her and holding up her leg in a Nazi salute position while she paints a Hitler moustache on her face with the other man's penis. For this to work the woman must first dip the mans penis in some sort of ink or other fluid.

Me and my friend were bored so we gave his girlfriend the best sideways hitler she had ever had.

by Milky The Man Cannon July 31, 2011

Pokipsy Sidewalk

A young man, with a regular sex drive, takes an erection enhancing drug (like Viagra) and experiments to see how many times he can masturbate before the medication wears off, and he becomes so chafed that he has to walk sideways.

Did you see Paul the other day? He was doing the Pokipsy Sidewalk.

by Blancheodeath June 20, 2011