Shoehorn

When you are super-wasted and have to lead your semi-flaccid penis into a vagina with your pointer and middle fingers just like a shoehorn would fit your foot into a shoe.

Tommy: Bro, I barely got it in. She was so fuckin' hot! She needed it, but I was shitfaced as usual.
Kevin: So, you shoehorn'd her?
Tommy: Yes
Kevin: Creepy, Well?
Tommy: Well, that got it started. Still didn't perform. But, at the end of the day I can still say I fucked her. So...
Kevin: So who was it?
Tommy: You're mom!

by Carl Sackrider June 23, 2020

shomofolopo

What it means to be a true Minecrafter

Bro shomofolopo

by Cheese doodle on my underpants August 17, 2020

shemoglobin

1) menstrual blood, such that by adding the letter "s" as a prefix to the word "hemoglobin" to thereby femininize it. It is not meant in any way to be a mockery of the cycle that the women we love must endure.

I don't have enough tampons, pads, or patience for my shemoglobin..period (punctuation intended)

by Kaithulu October 6, 2020

Shoemaker

If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.

"Man that guy is a real Shoemaker!"

by SyrianKid November 12, 2020

shoebox

Any bungalow which has a flat roof, this resembling the rectangular profile of a shoebox. Typically occupied by elderly people.

she lived in a shoebox in tennyson avenue

or

she lives in one of the shoeboxes down 52nd street

by rocklore November 17, 2020

shoumodipa

She's a fashionista. She is the career defining entity people want to meet. She chats too often (usually from 2 to 3 am and is a good friend.

What a Shoumodipa

by Woompy ass November 23, 2020

Shomoke

A typical word used when beating someone on fifa by a lot

I just shomoked dat nigga on fifa😭😈

by Demoize February 14, 2021