rasta shark

the sound made when someone is sucking on major dick, or atleast it just sounds like it.
a gargaling/ drowning sound
sound can also be made when you are excited or happy

"Dude, did someone just die??"
"No, that was Alex rasta sharking"

by no... you September 17, 2009

Slammerhead shark

a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water

After that trip to Hawaii I am officially a Slammerhead shark.

by Shanaenae8 July 02, 2009

Rain Shark

(Noun) Person who uses inclement weather to their advantage.

Martin: I really don't want to go to that house viewing tonight, it's pissing it down.

Jen: You should go. No one else will turn up and you'll be an absolute rain shark.

by Jenbox May 08, 2018

loan shark

A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.

A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.

That loan shark doubled his rate after I missed paying him by one day.

by Crono February 25, 2003

Sober Shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by Mike & Nick December 26, 2007

Nigger Shark

A black person who can swim

Alex: Omg Tyrone is swimming
Frank: Look at that Nigger Shark go

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017

I'm a Shark!

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.

Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

by kelderoth March 28, 2007