shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed

Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.

Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

staring into space

to look straight ahead without looking at anything specific

He wouldn't even look at me. He just sat there, staring into space.

by Sunny'S Bunny November 28, 2013

Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

by Dick York January 11, 2018

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

shaking my head

Shaking my head: something you do when a person or thing is so utterly rediculous that you just nod in disbelief

Person: OMG look at that lollipop it's huge

Me:that's a garden hose

Me: "shaking my head"

by Samantha_hill_ April 19, 2014