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White Eel of Shame

n. The "White Eel of Shame" is a seamen filled condom partially sticking out of a female's vagina.

v. The action of being "White Eeled"

Spitting White Eel of Shame requires a both a female, and a male companion. In most cases, the female must already be unconscious prior to being White Eeled. The male must either have sex with the female while she is conscious, or after she has fallen unconscious. The male must then climax into the condom. The male must then pull out. At this point, if the female is unconscious, the male must wait until the female has fallen asleep naked, legs spread. The male must then insert the condom backwards, into the vagina of the female, without the female becoming conscious. This allows for a great Kodak moment, and major kudos from friends.

The "Spitting White Eel of Shame" is reversing the condom.
Oh my god Jerry, someone gave me the white eel of shame last night and I still have no idea who it was... I'm such a slut.
by Chalk111 January 8, 2010
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Cone of Shame

A comical piece of headwear that one usually wears when put into a shameful situation. The cone of shame brings attention to the said person and makes the said person feel guilty.
Brice ate so much turkey that he had left none for the rest of his family; for the rest of the week, Brice had to wear the cone of shame.
by Zeniers November 27, 2009
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walk of shame

to have a escort/hooker come to your hotel room after the hotel stops letting guest up the elevators on their own. You have to go down to the lobby and meet your "niece" and walk her past everyone in the lobby in the early morning to the elevators, hence the walk of shame. Mostly used in Las Vegas
I was so horny last night I resorted to calling a hooker but it was past 1am and the Bellagio only lets hotel guests up the elevators at this time. I had to go down to the lobby pick up the hooker and make the walk of shame back to the elevators.
by slave June 25, 2003
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walk of shame

taking a nasty smelly shit in a public washroom and coming out of the stall and seeing other people in the bathroom and you have to walk by them
by brownboy June 27, 2003
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The Walk of Shame

The trip you take when you realize that you just took a dump at a stall or bathroom with no toilet paper and need to go get some.
Dude, look at the way that guy coming out of the stall is walking! Poor guy probably needs to make the walk of shame.

I reached for a piece of toilet paper only to realize that I needed to travel on the walk of shame.

Guy 1: "Hey you're out of toilet paper!"

Guy 2: "Really? What did you use?"

Guy 1: "I had to make the walk of shame to ask you were so TP is."

Guy 2: "Dude, you smell like crap."
by n77shogun September 22, 2009
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Dual Walk of Shame

The act of two individuals, clearly disheveled and regretful with heads hung, leaving a house that does not belong to either of them. Usually occurs anytime between 6 and 8AM.
Trish: "So, how was the other night?"

Brooke: "Girl, we walked out of Bonnie's spare bedroom, and she was standing right by the do' with some shit eatin' grin on her face. It was the ultimate Dual Walk of Shame."
by Nunya Bidnis November 5, 2010
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Box of Shame

A box that is used to put embarssing/discrasful things in.
My last place ribbon is going into my box of shame.
by mynameisnottobeknown September 6, 2010
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