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Shanghai Jew

An incredibly miserly person, the cheapest of the cheap.

In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.
"Can you believe it? That whole family ordered 5 pitchers of water, asked for bread 4 times, & they all got just soups or salads...and then only left me a dollar tip. What a bunch of Shanghai Jews."

"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.
by Hooknose Huang January 20, 2010
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shang

reaching desperately or impatiently for an object or person. sometimes done with fingers moving rapidly towards what your shanging.
she shanged that bottle right out of my hand
by L Chele D July 4, 2011
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Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone
I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic
by Nigeatron June 8, 2020
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Shanghai Surprise

a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2
Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!

Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!
by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009
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Shanghailarious

When something is hilarious and is related to Asia.
"That Jackie Chan movie was Shanghailarious."
by Skippo June 10, 2004
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fo shangle muh nigga ho

an affirmative statement used in direction to a close friend or significant other.
Lafonda: Youz gonna go to da store?
Antoine: Fo shangle muh nigga ho!
Lafonda: Aight, word.
by Jairo Tolentino April 21, 2008
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shangbang

An orgy involving Asian prostitutes exclusively.
I'm telling you, the Japanese really know how to party.
They pulled a Shangbang for the 72nd anniversary of their occupation of North China with more than 500 local Chinese hoes in a Zuhai Hotel, September 16 through 18, 2003.

Kato-San, did you tried all the hoes at the shangbang, or just concentrated exclusively on the fat one? You really liked to jello-pudding that big ho, didn't you?

When I die, I want go to "a shangbang"...
by Dan The Rod Leroux September 8, 2006
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