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Socialism

Socialism is the belief that ALL forms of slavery, not just chattel slavery, should be illegal. That means your boss cannot sell a portion of your labor to someone who will effectively own a percentage of you and live off of your hard work.

Socialism is the belief that no one should get to freeload off of you, compared to Capitalism which is the belief that the rich should be allowed to buy a percentage of you and leech on you.
A: Hey man I am so fucking tired of creating $500 of value in a work day but only getting $100 of it.
B: Me too. I wish we could abandon Capitalism and switch to Socialism.
by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022
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Socialism

Socialism is an left wing ideology in which the goal is for everyone to be equal.
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EQUALLY POOR!!! :)
You can use this word in jokes such as

- Socialism works
- Socialism benefits the workers
- Socialism stands for personal liberty
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Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food
1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?
by notryhards33 June 5, 2022
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Socialism

It's when the government controls the economy. When it says "the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole", it means community as a whole as the state. It used to be a synonym of communism. State capitalism and state socialism is the same thing.
"CHINA ISN'T REAL SOCIALISM, IT'S STATE CAPITALISM"
"What's the difference?"
by Walden Thoreau July 14, 2022
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selfalism

The process of eating your own flesh, specifically your dick.
Shonqueefion: “Yo my niggeth I just saw a dude eating his own dick after chopping it off
Cumquavion: “Yo that’s some wicked Selfalism”
by ragingpornaddict September 23, 2022
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Socialism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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socialism

Equality that is everyone in misery without social classes and businesses taken over by the government.
I am against socialism.
by WWW9999 March 13, 2023
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