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Internal Security Department

Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"
by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020
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security lard

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."
by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009
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Security

A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.
"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015
by redmears October 28, 2015
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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homeland security

All actions taken by national, state and local governments, by the private sector, and by individuals to prevent a terrorist attack from happening, to protect a target from being hit, to respond aggressively and appropriately once a target is hit, and to recover after an attack.
The national government spends 30 billion dollars a year on homeland security programs. It spends more than 300 billion on department of defense projects.
by Industry Pincer September 18, 2005
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sexurity

What many people have searched for, for much of their lives. Sexurity is the hybrid desire for sex and security at the same time. Sexurity is not love and its not sex, it is both sex and security, no drama.
Damn, can't I just get some sexurity?
by Bob Sanderz March 23, 2005
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Securitay

Securitay (si-kyŏŏr-i-tā’),n. Bogus, phony, ersatz, theatrical or imitation security.
"You mean, we have to take off our shoes, dump our water AND get molested, in the name of securitay."
by Abu al-Amok December 27, 2011
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