scruff monkey

1. One whom looks very scruffy.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.

Joe hasn't shaved for a few days. He's starting to really look like a scruff monkey.

by Vincent M. November 12, 2007

scruffus

noun. - A scruffy but lovable person or animal, one who is unkempt in appearance but still endearing.

Today, my husband came home from his construction job looking like a scruffus.

by sundei76 October 8, 2008

scruffypup

a girl often of short stature seen in old comfy clothing, who you know will look like she has a pedigree when tidied up

"man look at that over there!"
"she is one scruffypup"
"needs her coat grooming for sure man"

by goatboy69 February 25, 2009

Scuffaging

Eating large amounts of food as quickly as possible.

I'm starving and haven't eaten all day! I only have 15 minutes so I'm going to have to do some scuffaging in order to get to my next class on time!

by Cyranois da best February 19, 2011

Schaffmann

Getting Clobbered in the back of the head with a putter used for golf.

No please no! not the Schaffmann!

by Dominus764543 April 17, 2011

scruffilating

The act of extreme snuggling by a puppy of the scruffy kind.

Was the scruffilation at an all time high today?

Look at that puff scruffilating!

Oh, did you scruff with him, how was the scruffilating?

by Leggleston November 25, 2013

scruffneck

A person that looks sloppy. Their hair is so greasy that it looks like someone poured Crisco on their head. They haven't washed their clothes in so long that their blue jeans are a gross shade of green. Their teeth always have left over food in them.

A person that takes hella bad short cuts when putting together their outfit. Their clothes looks so wrinkled that people assume it was pulled out of the dirty laundry. Nothing matches, they'll wear check board shorts with a polka dot t-shirt.

AND, their hair is always nappy!

1) Did you see who just walked out of your ma's house? That dude is such a scruffneck!

2) Girl , you can't let your kids run around looking like littlescruffnecksall the dang time.

by DiscoBunny October 3, 2016