United States of America

Corrupted terrorist organization. Lies, steals, tears family apart, backdates court documents. Owes people money.

The United States of America is a terrorist.

by Kytrzzzz July 29, 2022

United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.

As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.

by Knmagor November 10, 2022

The United States Naval Academy

The Severn Higher Institute of Technology aka the place where a $268,000 education is shoved up your anus 1 nickel at a time.

Damnit Mom, I don't want to go back to The United States Naval Academy, it's IHTFP every day there.

by scubasteve May 13, 2005

Quad Skates

A pair of Roller Skates that have 4 wheels on each foot, 2 in line at the front, and two in line for the back.

These can come with or without Toe Stops, and have various options for wheels, bearings and plates.

Commonly used in Roller Derby and Speed Skating.

To join the Example State Roller Girls, you will need your own protective gear, and pair of Quad Skates

by SSRG85 August 20, 2010

united states political simulator

A sick discord server, the mods are really corrupt

The dictator of united states political simulator Lugar cannot defeat the God Mike Patton

by mpatton January 1, 2022

The United States of America

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.

So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.

by Leafy Greeens November 25, 2017

united states of america

Oh god don't get me started on the USA! It's the worst country in the world. Around 3% of them are normal people. The 97% are one or more of the following: "gangstas", racists, gang bangers, dumbasses, over patriotic! Everybody hates america! And they especially hate George Bush. He's ruined that country! Iraq, 9/11, 7/7 all because of USA!

English Representative: Hey ur from the united states of america aint ya! See we english don't speak posh and retarded like we do in ur films!

American Representative: Oh yea. Oh well i am too dumb to think your normal!

by I love a good cherry pie to munch away at! June 3, 2007