A fake, almost sarcastic like orgasm. When you are sarcasmic you are so unsatisfied that your orgasm is almost saying "this is great" in a sarcastic voice.
by Gambler who is a good horse August 4, 2018

Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
by tumblrhasporn July 10, 2016

by _Word Ex Machina_ November 26, 2019

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".
Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*
by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016

The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.
Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.
by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024

The Percy Jackson movies are extremely book accurate and they did not do gover dirty - that sentence in dripping in Sarcasm
by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022
