He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.
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he has a mullet
and is nhi's bf
APPARENTLY he has other gfs and sidechicks but its whatever its whatever its whatever
he has a mullet
and is nhi's bf
APPARENTLY he has other gfs and sidechicks but its whatever its whatever its whatever
YEYAH SAMY
by Sam Ni San November 10, 2020
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