sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

by Shawntee November 25, 2006

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009

Sam

A real ass nigga that is the realest person to be born. He is also probably the most based person besides the based god himself.

Wow I wish I could be as based as Sam one day

by basedgod223 May 26, 2014

Sam

He/she is a wonderful, easy to talk to person, he/she is a good listener and is oftenly very attractive

God Sam is just such a good listener

by Penguin10032016 November 22, 2016

Sam

A man with an enormous penis. His penis is so enormous he could be a porn star on pornhub premium. He also has a huge load. Sam can give any woman an orgasm. He connects on an emotional level with any girl that he wants to. You could call Sam a pimp. He is the most amazing, sweet person ever. He is also fucking hot. Sam has huge abs and he gets all the girls. Although he gets all the girls, he chooses the one that will make him happiest. Sam is the most loyal friend you could have. He wouldn't leave you in the dust even if you just didn't have a rain coat. You want some to be your husband, boyfriend, or friend. Sam originates from the torah from the name Samuel meaning "son of god".
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.

Fred: "Wow look at that man with a giant penis. He must get all the girls. He also looks really nice."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."

by DaddyLongLegs69 December 5, 2016

Sam

A midget

“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace

by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018

Sam

A man that can not stop drinking milk.

Stop being like sam!

by Gamer45 November 27, 2018