Shit Bag

A bag full of the shits, usually put on a porch and set on fire before ringing the bell and running away.

I put a shit bag on my neighabor's porch.

by HDR February 4, 2004

Shitballs

Little clumps of shit that get stuck in your asshole and they are very annoying.

Damn, These shitballs are bothering me.

by Ethan Deitrich October 12, 2003

Shittage

The outcome object of shitting inside a sausage skin, and closing it, disguising the shit sausage as an actual sausage.

Just wait till Zach takes a bite of his shittage we cooked up for him, he doesn't have any idea what we did.

by V I N C E N T June 16, 2008

Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.

Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!

by Shizaface April 5, 2009

Slitbag

When someone has passed the point being just a bag of sluts, and a bag of skits. They're called, bag of slits, or SLITBAG.
(Bag of slits can also be considered a bag of razors.)

Also, a funny typo in the word SLUTBAG being that "I" and "U" are together

Person: YOU SLITBAG!
Girl: -SOB-

by Cattie Mc Dee. April 10, 2010

shittage

The act of shitting on somebody, or watching somebody get shit on; see owned, ownage.

BackLash experiences shittage a lot, being that he is a complete retard with a keyboard.

by hybrid July 6, 2004

Shit bag

A bag full of shit that maranates in the sun for hours and hours waiting for someone to throw it at another stupid human being.

"Hey dude lets get the shit bag and throw it at mr simmons!" "Fuck yes man!"

by Stoner from Hell May 13, 2005