record digger

one who searches for vinyl records frequently, hoping to discover rare records that may have slipped through the cracks among lots of other records which are useless.

my friend frank "dj tricks" is a record digger, he's always digging through records at flee markets,and swap meets trying to find jazz,funk and rare soul records.

by dj tricks June 28, 2013

Record Deepness

1. When something is so incredibly profound you feel quite certain it should hold a record for it's profundity.

2. When you're the President of the United States and you are fabricating factoids regarding the great lakes.

Dude 1: You ever wonder if we are all just like... Here?

Dude 2: Duuudee.... Record deepness....

Donald Trump: "They are big. Very deep. Record deepness, right?"

by turdburglar333 March 29, 2019

scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009

Chop Meat Records

Chop Meat Records is a Group Of Musicians localized in the Inland Northwest. They Consist of Several Different Groups, solo acts, and collaborations, mainly Producing genres like Hip-Hop, Horror-core and underground music for the people who are sick of hearing the mainstream mind-bending, brainwashed bullshit (Auto-Tune).

Yo, Lets Go To A Chop Meat Show. Only 5$! Have You seen Chop Meat Records Show?

by A Local Ninja August 31, 2011

put the needle on the record

to start an activity

Gurl, you not gonna believe what happened.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.

by LucretiaMacevil November 12, 2010

The record player

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!

Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Recorder

A flute, but for sixth graders

-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020