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Chocozuma’s Revenge

When you eat something with large amounts of chocolate but regret it later when you’re stuck on the toilet.
i just got a huge case of chocozuma’s revenge dude it’s not even funny
by Oddtoddlers September 18, 2021
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revenge lay

Having sex with another person vengefully, usually as a way to get back at someone who you may have been sexually involved with. Often involves having sex with a friend of the person who wronged you. Can also involve a proxy, in this case another person has sex with the person who wronged you for the sake of getting the wringers hopes up only to leave them thus satisfying the vengeance.
Guy 1: My girl friend cheated on me man what do I do?
Guy 2: You should hook up with one of her friends and get a "revenge lay"
by The Man on the Lake October 1, 2017
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revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.
Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.
by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008
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Rasputin's Revenge

A mean prank for which you will need the following items: A sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a glass of icewater. Hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper's face, dip your hand in the icewater until it's very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. They will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be muffled by an icy, dead hand.
"My girlfriend would not have sex with me last night, so later I pulled the old Rasputin's Revenge"
by PaulAllensCard May 20, 2013
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revenge tourism

Post covid vaccination touring with a vengeance. Touring hard because you've got pent up FOMO.
Baylee is doing some revenge tourism on the big island of Hawai'i because she was stuck indoors for 2020 watching friends reruns.
by Thalidomide Baby July 3, 2021
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guadalupes revenge

your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!
If you're gonna go out for mexican, make sure you dont order the guadalupes revenge.
by the Bukkake Boyz September 26, 2011
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Tokyo Revengers

Tokyo Revengers is an anime and the animation sucks. However, the manga is worth reading as it gives you either depression, anxiety, or happiness. But it surely would ruin your mental health. Although the manga is coming to an end next week, I want to cry and shit tears.
Person : What manga do you enjoy reading?
You : Tokyo Revengers

Person : Do you have a therapist?
by cl4r1ce November 11, 2022
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