rolph

When instead of wiping your ass after taking a shit, you use a body of water to clean up.

Raj had no TP so he went rolphing in the Ganges again.

by Chauncey April 21, 2004

Ralphs

Ralphs Grocery Company is a major supermarket chain in the Southern California area. It is the oldest such chain west of the Mississippi River. Ralphs Grocery Company is the largest supermarket division of Cincinnati, Ohio-based retail conglomerate Kroger. In addition to Ralphs supermarkets, the Ralphs Grocery Company operates stores under the Cala Foods, Bell Markets, Food-4-Less, and FoodsCo names in California as well as PriceRite stores in Nevada. PriceRite stores either closed or converted to Food-4-Less.Ralphs also appears in the film The Big Lebowski, thats for all you people outside California.

Lets go to Ralphs to get some shrimp.

by zooooooooooooooom April 25, 2007

Ralph

Ralph Wiggum. The stupidest character on The Simpsons.

It tastes like burning.

by ASESSINO January 30, 2004

Ralph

to throw up or to vomit.

"seeing that fatty in a bikini makes me want to ralph"

by lanelane February 12, 2007

Ralph Nader

Biggest assclown in American politics. A man that continues to run in presidential elections knowing that he will receive less than 10% of the vote. Preaches on how the green party rules and the corporations of America must be taken down because they oppress the American people. A shriveling skeleton that refuses to give up and can debatably be called the reason that Al Gore lost to George Bush and put America in the shithole it happens to be in right now. Was born in 1934 and now at the ripe age of 74 is making his 5th run at the presidency. Ralph Nader will never win, he will only suck votes away from perfectly qualified candidates like Barrack Obama that would swing this country around for the better. If Nader stays in the running for president in 2008 it is likely we could have another 2000 election where the republican will win and most likely bring about the complete and utter destruction of the United States.

Why is Ralph Nader running? he'll never win.

by Deff Row March 3, 2008

RALPH

R.A.L.P.H. = Rear Aspect Lush, Potential Hottie.

It describes any guy who from the back looks like they could be hot, but you're not sure, as haven't seen their face yet.

"Hey, I reckon that guy in the blue's a bit of a RALPH..."

"Damn, you should see him from the front - totally hot! A complete JOSEPH!"

by GJBlues November 21, 2007

ralph nader

A vessel used to throw away votes. While he deseves a great deal of respect he does NOT deserve to run the country. This country would run him. In the mean time he'll just continue to fuck up elections for people who might actually be able to win an election.

"That girl just Ralph Nadered her vote. Looks like four more years of republican pandering and bullshit."

by cOASTAL pOSTAL February 27, 2008