edit regret

When you Instagram a picture but later regret the way you edited it, desperately wishing you could have chosen XX Pro over Valencia or cropped out

I'm so mad guys I sooooo should've insta'd that pic with a filter I have so much edit regret right now.

Oh my God, I wish I would've cropped out the bra on the counter in my mirror selfie. #EditRegret

by firebolt14 March 3, 2016

Click Regret

This is an unintentional click/ like on a pic or post that you don't actually like but subsequently too lazy (or maybe even too nice) to go back and unlike/unclick.

Crap! I "liked" her pic by accident, now I got total click regret.

by WordsyChick July 2, 2014

Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.

I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.

by Pancakes1234 June 27, 2017

I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.

Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*

by Michael The Best December 20, 2023

Regret

Nope. I wish I had time to threaten MORE children! An eternity wouldn't be enough to satisfy me! When I get my money, the first thing I'm going to do is pay to have a quantum computer build and instead of calculating the digits of pie I'm going to have it generate an infinite number of threats I could levy at your kids and I'm going to lock it in a warehouse and I'm going to have it do that forever.

Hym "ACTUALLY my only regret, I think, is still just going to be not rinsing out Brett's insides and the nanobot Vampire thing like... If I'm made of nanobots... I cam shape-shift my hand into dogs... And then I can munch up your children... And THAT... Would be maximally horrific! Right? What are you going to actually do against nanobot Alucard? Nuthin. He's nanobots!"

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024