rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

Rectal Extracation

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Rectal Dilator

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.

Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

reeaa

A person who is very Interesting to be with, every second with her is a moment to remember. She is a trustworthy person who you can tell even your darkest secrets.

A prefect human being who’s always well dressed and is addicted to COFFEE. Reeaa is a beautiful girl inside out! As Unique as her name is. And once if you have a friendship/ relationship with her she’s not gonna abandon you ever (of course if you’re important enough to her).

Did you see that new girl in class?

Yea, she’s so smart! Must be a Reeaa.

by Trust me when I say July 7, 2019

rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam

"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"

by budandjeff March 26, 2019

Rectangle knot

Can not be defeated and is the superior knot.

The Rectangle knot is the best knot.

by Hdhdjejnsj January 6, 2020

Redtard

Similar to a Trumptard, which is a portmanteau of Trump and Retard, but in this instance it refers to morons who downvote comments (ie Red hand) on online forums etc not because they disapprove of the comment but because they disapprove of the Poster. This is usually because the poster has shown them up to be a Retard in previous exchanges, and they are too stupid to argue their case. Hence Red + Retard = Redtard. Incidentally the majority of Trumptards are also Redtards and vice versa.

The Redtards are out in force tonight infecting this thread with their stupidity.

by Vi Cious October 13, 2021