by proudmonstertruckmom2e3b November 21, 2020
Get the REEmug. A Reese is a person who only starts talking at 4am. A Rees will wait till the party’s ended and everyone has gone off to bed and then like a resurrection, will come to life. This can be exciting or it can be tiring, as a Rees will only knock on ur door for ‘Chats n D&Ms’ after 4am. But due to the Rees adorability, u just can’t say no.
“Ohhh what? Is that a Rees knocking at my bedroom door at 4am? Shit… pretend to be asleep!! Ohhh fuck it, i can’t do it. The Rees is too adorable”
by Foxylala23 May 26, 2022
Get the Reesmug. 
by Reeblehskree July 29, 2020
Get the Reemug. Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Ree-lon family rape storymug. by FeelingEwe February 26, 2021
Get the Reemug. 