Pathetic Noise

Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).

The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.

Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.

It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.

Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)

by Neon December 12, 2004

Pythagorate

To apply the Pythagorean theorum to any right triangle

Now that we have two of the sides of the triangle, we can pythagorate it to find the third one!

by Soph Soph January 15, 2008

Pythagorean

(v.)(trans.): to use the Pythagorean Theorem to solve for an unknown side of a right triangle. Used mostly in nerd circles.

John: Shoot, how am I going to find the magnitude of this net force vector?
Bob: Dude, just Pythagorean it!

by Stephen Industries February 4, 2009

Pathetic

Someone who is stupid enough to blame their own problems on other people and can’t be mature enough to own up to their own actions.

Jeez, millennials are so stupid and pathetic these days.

by PettyPrincess101 October 6, 2017

Pathetic

"how pitiful"
Throwing your whole emotion out there to a man/women that doesnt even care or takes advantage of you

there she was, on her knees, begging and crying. Saying "i want you to love me".
usage: what a pathetic girl

by vanssk8ergirl November 6, 2018

Pathetic

A person online who harasses children to make them attempt suicide

Person A:"a grown man online just told me to kill myself"
Person B:"damn, that's pathetic"

by SquidsArentIdiotsButYouAre May 2, 2020

Pathetic

Petty and bitchy

That Tyler guy is super pathetic. Hes talks behind everyone's back. He complains about everything.

by T/R March 23, 2020