pwned

To headshot someone in an online fps game.

You "Pwned" him hard!

by PenisPump February 24, 2005

Pwned In the Face

To be shot in the face with bodily fluids.

That ho got pwned in the face last night.

by Jaimey September 01, 2005

pwned

The word pwned means the total decimation of a person place or thing. Contrary to some sources the earliest usage of the word pwned comes from online pvp matches in the game Diablo II.

Dude, you just got pwned by that level 99 sorceress!

by your face is dead March 10, 2010

pwned

1. Getting seriously owned by someone or something.
2. Losing so bad it hurts.

Yeah, they seriously pwned Jason and Ian. It was glorious.

by lizzerrslitherr August 30, 2010

pwned

Years before warcraft existed, mid combat chat was about typing fast, before getting killed from having your hands away from the movement keys. The spelling mistake owned to pwned was common. As it sounded far funnier (Porned) it stuck.

A: HAHA, Pwned your Ass
B: Owned? or Porned?
A: Owned!!
C: Porned your Ass!! LMAO.. much funnier.

by LordEnglish November 26, 2009

Pwned

To be owned by someone or badly beaten

We so pwned dat nerd when we wejed him

by ROK 4 LIFE June 07, 2009

WTF pwned

Used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.

(Jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(In a split second, Fred busts the door open without the consent of Jim!)
(Jim's quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on Fred's gay ass character)

Jim: WTF PWNED! you damn noob! suck mah balls!

by Wasted256 May 05, 2006