pwned

To headshot someone in an online fps game.

You "Pwned" him hard!

by PenisPump May 13, 2005

Pwned In the Face

To be shot in the face with bodily fluids.

That ho got pwned in the face last night.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

WTF pwned

Used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.

(Jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(In a split second, Fred busts the door open without the consent of Jim!)
(Jim's quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on Fred's gay ass character)

Jim: WTF PWNED! you damn noob! suck mah balls!

by Wasted256 May 25, 2006

Pwned to the max

to be pwned to the most a person can possibly be pwned. pwned being another word for owned.. with a typo.

"-Holly just pushed me over and then threw poo at my head....
-Rozie, you got pwned to the max!"

by Rozzz October 9, 2008

Pwned

To be owned by someone or badly beaten

We so pwned dat nerd when we wejed him

by ROK 4 LIFE June 7, 2009

pwned

Years before warcraft existed, mid combat chat was about typing fast, before getting killed from having your hands away from the movement keys. The spelling mistake owned to pwned was common. As it sounded far funnier (Porned) it stuck.

A: HAHA, Pwned your Ass
B: Owned? or Porned?
A: Owned!!
C: Porned your Ass!! LMAO.. much funnier.

by LordEnglish November 27, 2009

pwned

1. Getting seriously owned by someone or something.
2. Losing so bad it hurts.

Yeah, they seriously pwned Jason and Ian. It was glorious.

by lizzerrslitherr August 30, 2010