turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

pajama punch

One punch that knocks a victim out cold, or puts the victim "to sleep".

"Did you see the game between Boise State and Oregon?"
"Yeah! That kid from Boise State got put to sleep with a pajama punch!"

by D Russ January 19, 2010

lightning punch

A sudden, quick and unexpected punch to the face, often near knocking the opponent clean out.

This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.

The guy didn't want to fight but then suddenly BAM he used a lightning punch and near knocked the other dude out.

by craigix March 12, 2005

Uber punch

Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.

Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.

by Shaven Haven 3 November 25, 2016

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

Punch knock

Punching a door several times instead of knocking normally.

The man in the pink shirt punch knocked on the door with his massive fists.

by mushyrat June 15, 2021

A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015