Jelly pump

An ass and or anus

Look at that jelly pump

by Beef soap August 31, 2017

Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.

See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front

by fitteam May 11, 2014

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.

Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.

by SurveyApe August 11, 2017

Fuck Pump

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

by FatherMurder January 2, 2023

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017