Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Pubernated

pubernated means that someone has gone through puberty so bad people start saying they have become pubernated

Damn!! She got pubernated af over the summer!

by kkatyking February 18, 2019

Puerto Rican Weekend

Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.

"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

by ican' March 1, 2020

Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020

Puerco

a puerco is someone who lies and acts like a pig

"chris the wizard is a puerco"

by eldelos3cm November 3, 2020

Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.

Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021