Ass pubes

The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.

I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.

by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003

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puberty

Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.

'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'

'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'

'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'

'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'

by Forking December 12, 2008

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Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

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pubeless

A 8-12 year old gay cunt who plays Counter-Strike: Source and gets teased for having a bitch voice or for sounding like Miley Cyrus. Pubeless people are generally found in surf servers.

*Pubeless Kid*: HI GUYS!!

- Pubeless Kid is banned from server. Reason: Causing a disturbance in the natural flow of the server due to sounding like a girl.

*a sick cunt*: HOMG ULEH WHO EVER BANNED HIM IS A SICK CUNT ULEH HOMG GOOD WORK CUNT.

*a bogan cunt*: HOR YERRRRRRR MATE, LETS GO HAVE SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBE MATEEEE. VB IS IN THE FRIGE MATEEEEE AND MUM HAS ALREADY PREPARED THE DAMPER MATEEEEEEEEEE. OH YER MATE WHO EVER BANNED THAT PUBELESS KID IS A BLOODY LEGEND MATE!

#Fine examples of a Pubeless cunt include: Gravity, Barge, and andyy.

by HOMG ULEH March 8, 2009

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