Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

promised land

boobs or pussy

I'd love to touch her promised land

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Party Promise

Lies that bush the punks made to get elected.

They invent self serving lies and other evilness to make their bullshit sound good and those lies are "party promises".

"The war in Iraq is under control".
"This will keep social securit solvent".
"I served as a fighter pilot in the national guard".
And, his worst one,
"I love America".

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 23, 2005

promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol

50 cent came straight from the promised land.

by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005

beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.

She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.

by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006

Whippy Promise

A whippy promise is when you and your homies whip your dicks out and make a blood oath

Yo, Jake why didn't you participate in the Whippy Promise at Duke's house?

I felt the blood oath part was a bit extreme.

by jamkureogi November 18, 2018

Promise ring

When your girlfriend gets made at you for poor communication you give this to her to promise you will communicate better

Girl- you never express your feelings
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better

by Jp9876 May 10, 2019