JSA Points Game

Otherwise known as the Elistist game, the goal of the JSA points game is to hook up with people at conferences to score points. The higher position someone holds, the more points they are worth. (Founded in the ORV)

Dude, I just hooked up with the PNW governer for ten points! I'm so good at the JSA Points Game!

by actdir January 8, 2010

prontorious

Right fucking now!
ASAP
Immediately!

GET ON IT BITCH

Get on this cock, prontorious.

Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!

*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*

by blj6 February 12, 2008

Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009

proinactive

Coworkers who are proactive about doing nothing.

Those proinactive fucks in merchant services did nothing except wait for me to fix it.

by whatwhat! February 18, 2010

Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011

print me out

When a prisoner has money inside his rectum and another inmate pulls the money out, in the fashion of an ATM.

Prisoner 1: Hey man print me out
Prisoner 2: *bends over, drops pants*
Prisoner 1: *pulls out moneys*

by The MaNN June 26, 2012

printerception

When in an office environment printing documents to a shared public printer and when you arrive your document is no longer there. It has been printercepted by another office worker.

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

Walking up to an empty printer Johnny realizes his print job is no longer there and screams out "WHO PRINTERCEPTED MY DOCUMENTS FROM THE COPY MACHINE?"

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

by RFDarress JR December 6, 2018