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Pretty Girl Smell 

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.
Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!
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Pretty Little Pony Protection 

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks
"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.

Pretty Bitch Broke 

A word that defines us pretty ladies who can't stop shopping and even though we have no money.

Created by meghanrosette/istalkmeghan of youtube.com
Girl 1: Wanna go shopping?
Girl 2: You know we're both pretty bitch broke!
Girl 1: And you're point is...
Pretty Bitch Broke by laurarella October 16, 2011

Pretty Wizard

An 80's term used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, rad, cool, etc.
You have to admit, that was pretty wizard!

Pretty Kitty

Also can be known as a 'jade' or other catlike creatures. People who have a catlike face and nature are often refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty'. Note: Being refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty' is usally a compliment not an insult.
'awww look at that pretty kitty'
'*hisssssssssss*'

Pretty Bitch 

A male that has surpassed being fresh and good looking. Super Swagged Up.

Coined by Lil B of The Pack
My name is Lil B and I'm a Pretty Bitch!
Pretty Bitch by Based Boy June 6, 2010

Pretty Wild

Show on E! that features Tess Taylor, Alexis Neiers, Gabby Neiers, and a psychopath mom. The show was set up to take the ratings while Keeping up with the Kardashians was in between seasons.

Common plots include Alexis freaking out because a magazine said she wore 6 inch heals to court when she really only wore 4 inch heals, Mom (Andrea Arlington) freaking out because her daughters don't respect her, the girls doing little freaky prayers to some character out of "The Secret" book, and the girls trying on clothes.
Alexis is definitely the hottest one of the bunch, even though she is going to jail next month for her part in the bling ring robberies (she is clearly guilty).
It gets kind of ridiculous.
Dialogue from Pretty Wild

Max (Tess Taylor's boyfriend): "Do you think it is ok for Lexi to go to Cabo even though she is a pending felon?"
Tess: "Absolutely, why wouldn't it be?!???"
Pretty Wild by adri0801 May 11, 2010