Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
by bizmike October 24, 2012
Get the Premature Etextulationmug. The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.
The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth
by Bassturd May 25, 2017
Get the premature hookulationmug. When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.
by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018
Get the premature lunchingmug. 1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!
by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011
Get the Premature Tabulationmug. premature edistribution: The impulsive act of hitting send before you've taken the time to reconsider what you have written. Could apply to grammar or spelling vetting but typically it's applied to reactive spiteful or over indulgent comments. Popularly applied when forgetting to "undo" an email lists inclusion on a potentially embarrassing or inflammatory email.
I should have sat on it for a few minutes before I hit send. Can't pull it back now. Another example of premature edistribution.
by therapy April 2, 2013
Get the Premature edistributionmug. by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
Get the premature exodusmug. Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
by xtopher brown December 9, 2008
Get the premature comeupagemug.