Postvosphobia

It’s a phobia of someone being behind you at all times
Post in Latin is behind

Vos in Latin is you
Thus postvosphobia

Hi I have Postvosphobia

by Oppjuchck July 9, 2021

postcocious

Postcocious:
adjective: late bloomer, developing talents or success later or late in life.

Opposite of precocious: having developed exceptional aptitudes or talents at an earlier age than usual.

She was postcocious, a late bloomer, having found and developed her talents, abilities, and success late in life.

by Shawlatan November 20, 2021

Postboxy

To be resembling a post box or to be post box like in any way.

That isn’t a very postboxy post box.

by PostboxyPostbox January 31, 2023

postmordial

Postmordial - (poēst-more-deeal)

The state of being, after birth.

Before he was born, shawty was in that primordial goop. But now he’s airing his shit out bein all postmordial n shi.

by 1v3rs3n June 12, 2023

prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail

It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2016

Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.

Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !

by ud_i2 June 2, 2018