by Pseudoname8 September 25, 2019
Get the Porch Rican mug.An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.
Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.
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Get the farquaads porch mug.by JusJack May 24, 2017
Get the Top porch mug.A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
by TerminalJam December 4, 2019
Get the Porch Monkey mug.by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023
Get the Porch Monkey mug.The frequently expansive, region of the body that includes the Einstein-Rosen bridge connecting the rectum to the outside of the body as well as the hyperbolic saddle surface directly adjacent to the ER bridge, that together require at least half a roll of single ply toilet paper to clean after even the smallest amount of feces has traversed the region.
Dad: How’s it going in there? You fall in?
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
Get the ass-porch mug.It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.
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