minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 13, 2014

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina

"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"

by blacknosenipples December 05, 2015

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 28, 2020

Poptart Daddy

A stem who every once in a while is the top.

One shot of whiskey and she had me screaming "Oh yes Poptart Daddy!!!"

by THEPoptartDaddy April 14, 2020

poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.

"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon

by Huncho and Mon$tr February 08, 2019

A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice

He is such a Poptart

by Voltico October 06, 2023