Pokemon

A videogame/Television Series/Movie Series/Trading Card Game/Cash Cow for Nintendo, in which young people feel compelled to go around and beaat up the little creatures, called "Pokemon," and then capture them to be used in later beatings.

Yo, Let's go play Pokemon!

by Matt The Man November 6, 2007

Pokemons

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.

(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each another!

by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008

Pokemon

Gay jamaican anal sex. The word 'Pokemon' must be said with a jamaican accent for this to make sense.

That bombaclot is a real pokemon lover.

by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017

Pokemon

Means "monster in a ball" (from what a japanese exchange student told me). It is in the form of video game and anime. People used trade pokemon cards as well until they were banned at my school.

I don't really care for pokemon and when it was on tv in 1999 and beyond, I vaguely followed the storyline as a 6 year old child. But my brother loved it.

Person 1: Shh, Pokemon is on, let's watch Team Rocket get blasted into the air for the millionth time after trying to steal pikachu for the millionth time
Person 2: I'm outta here. I can't stand Brock's squinty eyes.

by who r u? April 18, 2009

Pokemon

Another word for Sex. Derived from "Poke"

"What are you getting into tonight?" "Pokemon"

by JohnByrd October 25, 2007

pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

pokemon url

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).

if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die

by pokeurluser January 28, 2013